Mushy Gooshy Stuff

     Hmm I'm not really sure what I will talk about... So here we go!!

     Well I just read the amazing Curly G's Pimpster Pimp blog and I was utterly delighted. She has captured the Magic Gathering night in vivid detail. Besides the fact that Heather, Tanner, and I had an awkward threesome. I was the Middlesex! Donnie Darko reference... And the fact that Tanner ate about 15 slices of pizza... And how Heather raped his foot... Other than that it's perfect! So go HERE!!! Now! Or after you finish reading my blog... Which may not be as entertaining!

     Now onto being a drama queen!~

     I really hate it when I like guys who are promiscuous players. I really hate it when I like guys who are shy of their own shadow too. Two extremes... But I aaaam extreme like that. I'm also a hopeless romantic of sorts. If you were to ask my friends who truly know me... They'd tell you I'm pretty fanatical about boys. Why is this? I dunno. I remember being five and saying "Mom that college boy is cute!" and evidently I've kissed Nick Humphrey on the knee and elbow in preschool (though I cannot recall this memory...). I HAVE had a crush on him sense preschool though. And they say preschoolers can't crush! Well I can tell you right now that, that assumption is wrong. I STILL feel awkward around him. To this very day. But if by the very, very, VERY slim chance he were to ask me on a date, I'd turn him down.
    
     "But, Ivy! He's such a smokin' hot dude who you've loved all your life! How could you turn down that hunky thang!?"
    
     That's simple. During my adolescent years, I wanted him to be my boyfriend. To simply like me. Even just being my friend would've been okay. But he went around flaunting off his various girlfriends in my FACE. I was so upset about this. He even found out through his friends attempts at humiliating me that my runescape password was "I-Love-Nick." It's funny they even knew to try and hack my runescape account with that password. But he didn't say anything about it! I sat there on the verge of tears, his stupid face staring at me awkwardly. No. I can hold grudges for a very long time, you see. I don't hate him, but I would want him to feel humiliated as I once did.

   Something I really hate is seeing girls taking the whole "boyfriend-girlfriend" relationship thing too seriously. Or they take them for granted. Or both. And usually (in most or all the cases) it is the girl's fault. They are the emotionally gucky ones. I mean really dear, you're just looking for all the reasons TOO hate him. There is no perfect male. There is no perfect female. People will just have to deal with that. If I am ever to have a boyfriend in my high school career, I would hope I wouldn't be like that. I mean girls say they hate it when their boyfriends are more like their best friends, but I think that would be a lot better than slobbering all over each other in public. The most I'd ever do in public would be holding hands or hugging.

     Being a girl in general really sucks. Most girls (except for the super cool ones which are my friends. I wouldn't have anything less than cool for friends ;D ) are really bitchy to each other. They like to make other girls feel jealous. I guess it's to make themselves feel good. Or maybe they're just plain evil. I really hate it when I catch myself doing this. It's like bitch is part of our brain coding. Guys are all chill about everything. They don't go psycho over little things and they definitely don't have periods. I often wish I could've been a guy because I think life would've been much easier. They don't have to premp themselves as much without being made fun of either. That would be nice because I am very lazy. Being a nerd would have been more normal too I suppose. I do kind of pride myself on being different. Unfortunately being different IS like the new normal. So it's nothing new.

Anyways I'm done ranting. How about some cool art!? Yeah that sounds good :D The one below is art done by Edward Gorey. He's a self taught artist who focuses on ink. Normally he does disturbing or depressing images which make me happy because they can be so outrageous. I highly recommend his book "The Gorey Alphabet" or something like that. Down right hilarious.